having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
das right bitch step ur motherf*cking christmas card game up
oh mY GOD
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
Still some of the best advice I’ve ever read.
This is the best picture of my dog ever taken
santa saw you cum in your friends shower
Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton joke around at the Cannes Film Festival.
realistic reaction to Tom Hiddleston’s flattery